FFXI used to be an outlet for me. Since I don’t have one anymore, I wrote something for lulz.

Heero vs The Evil Warlord

The Evil Warlord start casting Silencega on Heero.
Heero hits The Evil Warlord for 42 points of damage.
Heero is silenced.
Heero parries The Evil Warlord’s attack with his weapon.
The Evil Warlord start casting Moneyga on Heero
Heero scores are critical hit!
The Evil Warlord takes 121 points of damage.
The Evil Warlord’s casting is interrupted.
Heero is no longer silenced.
The Evil Warlord uses Illogical Argument.
The Evil Warlord gains the effect of Chainspell!
Heero hits The Evil Warlord for 57 points of damage.
The Evil Warlord starts casting Random BS on Heero.
The Evil Warlord casts Random BS.
Heero takes 289 points of damage.
Heero starts casting Cure IV on Heero.
The Evil Warlord starts casting Random BS II on Heero.
The Evil Warlord casts Random BS II.
Heero takes 421 points of damage.
Heero casts Cure IV.
Heero recovers 710 HP.
The Evil Warlord starts casting Moneyga III on Heero.
The Evil Warlord casts Moneyga III.
Heero takes 879 points of damage.
Heero hits The Evil Warlord for 46 points of damage.
Heero uses Invincible.
Heero gains the effect of Invincibility!
The Evil Warlord uses BS Barrage.
Heero readies Counter Argument.
Heero takes 0 points of damage.
The Evil Warlord readies IOWNJOO.
The Evil Warlord’s avatar readies Harsh Judgement!
The Evil Warlord’s avatar readies Biased Opinion!
The Evil Warlord’s avatar readies Antiquated Thinking!
The Evil Warlord’s avatar readies Sound Vacuum!
The Evil Warlord’s avatar readies Zero Tolerance!
The Evil Warlord’s avatar readies Madman’s Logic!
Heero uses Counter Argument.
The Evil Warlord takes 548 points of damage.
The Evil Warlord uses IOWNJOO.
Heero takes 9999 points of damage.